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The Secret and Other Stories
Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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A man is returning home from work one evening, when suddenly you remember that it is the birthday of her child and that he has not bought a gift. Go to a mall, you sling in the toy shop and asks the seller:
- How much is that new Barbie in the Window?
The manager answered: - What? We have "Barbie in the gym" at 19.95, "Barbie at the ball" to 19.95, "Barbie goes shopping" at 19.95, "Barbie at the beach" at 19.95, "Barbie in the Night Club" at 19.95 and "Divorced Barbie" to € 375.00 .
- But for that "Divorced Barbie" costs 375 euro, while all other costs 19.95?
- Why "Divorced Barbie" includes Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's cell phone!
- How much is that new Barbie in the Window?
The manager answered: - What? We have "Barbie in the gym" at 19.95, "Barbie at the ball" to 19.95, "Barbie goes shopping" at 19.95, "Barbie at the beach" at 19.95, "Barbie in the Night Club" at 19.95 and "Divorced Barbie" to € 375.00 .
- But for that "Divorced Barbie" costs 375 euro, while all other costs 19.95?
- Why "Divorced Barbie" includes Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's cell phone!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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An elderly gentleman of 98 years returns home after a visit to the doctor and tells his wife of 90 years that there are only a few days to live.
The wife: "It's terrible! There anything I can do?" Ask me anything. "
The man thinks for a bit 'and then says: "Do you remember that box that you put under the bed when we got married? You made me promise that I should never have to ask what it contained, but now that I have only a few days , you can finally tell me. "
His wife goes to get the box from under the bed, opens it and hands it to her husband. The old man looks into the box and saw three eggs and about two hundred thousand pounds in coins and small bills, and asks his wife what it means.
"See," said his wife "every time you cheated on him with another, I put an egg inside the box."
The old man is in despair, began to cry and shout: "Damn! you cheated three times! Disgraziataaaaa
...". After a while, 'the old man was quiet, and asks his wife what does all that money.
And the wife: "You see, dear, every time I came to twelve eggs, I sold!"
The wife: "It's terrible! There anything I can do?" Ask me anything. "
The man thinks for a bit 'and then says: "Do you remember that box that you put under the bed when we got married? You made me promise that I should never have to ask what it contained, but now that I have only a few days , you can finally tell me. "
His wife goes to get the box from under the bed, opens it and hands it to her husband. The old man looks into the box and saw three eggs and about two hundred thousand pounds in coins and small bills, and asks his wife what it means.
"See," said his wife "every time you cheated on him with another, I put an egg inside the box."
The old man is in despair, began to cry and shout: "Damn! you cheated three times! Disgraziataaaaa
...". After a while, 'the old man was quiet, and asks his wife what does all that money.
And the wife: "You see, dear, every time I came to twelve eggs, I sold!"
Friday, March 9, 2007
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Beard
There once was a man who had princely palaces and villas, and piatterie gold and silver, furniture and luxury embroidered, and coaches all gilded inside and out.
But this man, to his misfortune, he had a blue beard, and this thing made him so ugly and scary, there was no woman, girl or married, only to see that, no legs to run away from fear. Among his
vicinanti, there was a great lady, who had two daughters, two eyes in the sun. He asked in a wife, leaving the choice of the mother of two who had wanted him, but the girls would not hear anything, dribbling between them and if they found no to the deciding to marry a man who had a blue beard. The thing then most of all was that made them shudder, that this man had married several women and they had never been able to know what had happened.
fact is that Blue-Beard, just to get in touch, the least, with her mother and three or four of their friends, and in the company of some young men of the neighborhood, in his villa, where they stayed eight days integers. And there was all a put on hiking, fishing and hunting parties, balls, banquets, picnics: no one found time to turn a blind eye, because they spend their nights to be with each of Celie in short, things took such a good fold, which the youngest daughter ended up convinced that the owner of the villa had a beard so blue, and it was a clean-cut and very decent person. Back country, came the wedding.
Within a month, Blue Beard told his wife to an affair of great importance was forced to travel and stay out at least six weeks: that he prayed to be cheerful during his absence, that invites his best friends, who lead him in the campaign, he was pleased the case: in a word, which were held by the queen and court banned everywhere.
"Here," he said, "the keys of the two great wardrobes here is that of gold and silver dishes, which do not go to work every day here is that of my treasures, where I keep the bags of coins here is that of the cases, where the joys and trappings of precious stones here is the common key that is used to open all the districts. But as for this other little key here is that of the closet, which remains in the bottom of the large hall on the ground floor. Mistress of all open, to go everywhere, but as the small closet, I forbid you to enter it and I will forbid so absolute, that if you happen to disgrace it is opened, you can expect everything from my anger. "
Ella promises that would be attached to the orders: and he, after having embraced, riding in a carriage, and off on his journey.
The neighbors and friends did not wait to be looking for, go to the bride, so much was consumed by the desire to see all the magnificence of his palace, Arrisicato not having to go there before when there was always the husband, because of the blue beard, which made them such fear. And here they are immediately sgonnellare for salt, for the rooms and galleries, always wonder in amazement. Climb upstairs room and the wardrobe, they went into raptures at seeing the beauty and lots of wallpaper, carpets, beds, tables, tables of work, and large mirrors, where one could seek from the tip of walk up to the hair, and whose picture frames, crystal pieces and parts of silver and silver gilt, were the most beautiful thing and more surprising that he had ever seen. They are not finished by praising and envy the happiness of their friend, which, however, did not enjoy the view point of so much wealth, tormented as he was, from the great curiosity to go and see the ground floor of the closet.
And not being able to be moved, regardless of impropriety there on the spot to let the whole company, taken to a secret staircase, and fell down with such fury, that two or three times we ran almost broke 's neck.
arrived at the door of the closet, paused a moment, recalling the prohibition of her husband, and for fear of trouble, which could meet for its disobedience, but the temptation was so strong, that there was no way to win it. He took the key, and shaking like a leaf opened the door of the closet.
At first he could not distinguish anything because the windows were closed, but gradually began to see that the floor was covered with blood coagulate, which reflected the bodies of several dead women and attacked around the walls. They were all women who had married Blue Beard, and besides their throats cut, one after the other.
If you do not fear death, it was a miracle and the key to the closet, that it had withdrawn out of the hole in the door, fell out of hand. When
had recovered a little, picked up the key, closed the door and went in his room, to recover from the shock, but was so moved and shaken, he could not find the way to fetch breath and repeat a little 'color.
Having the key of the sights that had been stained with blood, cleaned two or three times, but the blood would not go away. He had a good wash and a good rub with the sand and chalk: the blood was still there, because the key was enchanted and there was no way to clean it respectable: he disappeared when the blood on the one hand, suffered from that other flourishes.
Blue Beard returned from his trip that night, recounting that he had received letters in the street, where they said the deal, for which he had had move from home, had been settled and ready-advantageous to him.
The wife did everything he could to give him to understand that he was very glad of his speedy return.
The day afterwards her husband took the keys and she gave them to him, but his hand trembled so much that he could guess it all happened effortlessly.
"How," he said, "that of all these keys do not find that the closet?"
"You see," she said, "that I left above, on my table."
"Mind you," said Blue Beard, "that I suffered."
Successful useless for any excuse traccheggiare, agreed Take the key. Blue Beard, after having put on his eyes, asked his wife:
"How come there is blood on this key?".
"I do not really know," replied the poor woman, whiter than death.
"Oh, do not know, eh!" Replied Blue Beard, "but I know well! You have decided to go in the closet.
Well, madam: there you will enter forever and go to fetch next place to those other women who have seen him there. "
She threw herself at the feet of her husband, weeping and begging forgiveness, with all the signs of true repentance, of having disobeyed. Bella and saddened as he was, would have softened a rock: but Blue Beard had a heart harder than stone.
"We must die, madam," he said, "and soon."
"Because I have to die," she said looking at him with eyes all filled with tears, "at least give me the time to commend to God"
"I agree half quarter of an hour: not a minute more," replied the husband.
When left alone, called his sister and said
"Anna", was his name, "Anna, my sister, please, get on top of the tower to see if my brothers arrived and I promised that today would come to see me, if you see them, make 'their signs, because they should hasten as I could. "
sister Anna climbed to the top of the tower and the poor disconsolate cries from time to time:
" Anna, Anna, my sister, you appear not see anyone? ".
" I do not see other than the sun blazes and the grass grows green. "
Meanwhile Barba-blue, with a large knife in his hand, cried with them than they had 'lungs:
" Come down now! or if not, I go up. "
" Another minute, for charity, "said his wife.
And again he began to cry out in a choked voice:
" Anna, Anna, my sister, you see not find any ?.
"I see nothing but the sun blazes and the grass grows green. "
" Hurry down, "cried Blue Beard," or if I do not go up. "
" Here I am, "replied his wife, and again to shout:
" Anna, Anna, sister I do not see you find any? ".
" I see, "said Sister Anna," I see a great cloud of dust that comes to this part ... "
" Am I my brothers? "
" Alas no, my sister: a flock of sheep. "
" So you want to go down, yes or no? "Cried Blue Beard.
" Another momentino "replied his wife and returned to cry
"Anna, Anna, my sister, you appear not see anyone?".
"I see," she said, "two knights who come here, but are still very far away."
"Thanks be to God", he added a moment later, "are our own brothers, I make them all the signs I can, so HURRY and come soon." Meanwhile
Barba-blue began to shout so loud, that shook the whole house. The poor woman had to go down, and all disheveled and weeping, she went to throw himself at her feet:
"I'm useless whining," said Blue Beard, "we must die."
So taking with one hand by the hair, and with the other raising his cutlass through the air, was about to cut off her head.
The poor woman, turning to him and watching him dying with his eyes, asked him one last moment in order to collect.
"No, no," cried another, "recommended immediately to God," and raising his arm ...
At that point there was a knock at the door so hard that Blue Beard stopped suddenly, and just opened, they saw two knights who come, drew his sword, threw themselves on Barba-blue.
It recognized them immediately to the brothers of his wife, a dragon and the other Musketeers, and save themselves, they gave away. But the two brothers pursued him so close to that reached him before he could get on the front porch. And it costs the sword passed from side to side and left him dead. The poor woman was almost dead with her husband, and had no breath to rise to go and embrace her brothers. And why
Blue Beard had no heirs, his wife was his mistress of all his property of which he gave a dowry to his sister party in Anna, to marry a gentleman with whom it was all a long time ' love of another used it to buy the rank of captain to his brothers and the rest he kept for himself, married a fine gentleman, who made her forget all the heartbreaks that she had suffered with Blue Beard.
So for all married couples.
From this tale, which dates from the time of the fairies, you might learn that curiosity, especially when it's gone too, more often brings him some calamity.
But this man, to his misfortune, he had a blue beard, and this thing made him so ugly and scary, there was no woman, girl or married, only to see that, no legs to run away from fear. Among his
vicinanti, there was a great lady, who had two daughters, two eyes in the sun. He asked in a wife, leaving the choice of the mother of two who had wanted him, but the girls would not hear anything, dribbling between them and if they found no to the deciding to marry a man who had a blue beard. The thing then most of all was that made them shudder, that this man had married several women and they had never been able to know what had happened.
fact is that Blue-Beard, just to get in touch, the least, with her mother and three or four of their friends, and in the company of some young men of the neighborhood, in his villa, where they stayed eight days integers. And there was all a put on hiking, fishing and hunting parties, balls, banquets, picnics: no one found time to turn a blind eye, because they spend their nights to be with each of Celie in short, things took such a good fold, which the youngest daughter ended up convinced that the owner of the villa had a beard so blue, and it was a clean-cut and very decent person. Back country, came the wedding.
Within a month, Blue Beard told his wife to an affair of great importance was forced to travel and stay out at least six weeks: that he prayed to be cheerful during his absence, that invites his best friends, who lead him in the campaign, he was pleased the case: in a word, which were held by the queen and court banned everywhere.
"Here," he said, "the keys of the two great wardrobes here is that of gold and silver dishes, which do not go to work every day here is that of my treasures, where I keep the bags of coins here is that of the cases, where the joys and trappings of precious stones here is the common key that is used to open all the districts. But as for this other little key here is that of the closet, which remains in the bottom of the large hall on the ground floor. Mistress of all open, to go everywhere, but as the small closet, I forbid you to enter it and I will forbid so absolute, that if you happen to disgrace it is opened, you can expect everything from my anger. "
Ella promises that would be attached to the orders: and he, after having embraced, riding in a carriage, and off on his journey.
The neighbors and friends did not wait to be looking for, go to the bride, so much was consumed by the desire to see all the magnificence of his palace, Arrisicato not having to go there before when there was always the husband, because of the blue beard, which made them such fear. And here they are immediately sgonnellare for salt, for the rooms and galleries, always wonder in amazement. Climb upstairs room and the wardrobe, they went into raptures at seeing the beauty and lots of wallpaper, carpets, beds, tables, tables of work, and large mirrors, where one could seek from the tip of walk up to the hair, and whose picture frames, crystal pieces and parts of silver and silver gilt, were the most beautiful thing and more surprising that he had ever seen. They are not finished by praising and envy the happiness of their friend, which, however, did not enjoy the view point of so much wealth, tormented as he was, from the great curiosity to go and see the ground floor of the closet.
And not being able to be moved, regardless of impropriety there on the spot to let the whole company, taken to a secret staircase, and fell down with such fury, that two or three times we ran almost broke 's neck.
arrived at the door of the closet, paused a moment, recalling the prohibition of her husband, and for fear of trouble, which could meet for its disobedience, but the temptation was so strong, that there was no way to win it. He took the key, and shaking like a leaf opened the door of the closet.
At first he could not distinguish anything because the windows were closed, but gradually began to see that the floor was covered with blood coagulate, which reflected the bodies of several dead women and attacked around the walls. They were all women who had married Blue Beard, and besides their throats cut, one after the other.
If you do not fear death, it was a miracle and the key to the closet, that it had withdrawn out of the hole in the door, fell out of hand. When
had recovered a little, picked up the key, closed the door and went in his room, to recover from the shock, but was so moved and shaken, he could not find the way to fetch breath and repeat a little 'color.
Having the key of the sights that had been stained with blood, cleaned two or three times, but the blood would not go away. He had a good wash and a good rub with the sand and chalk: the blood was still there, because the key was enchanted and there was no way to clean it respectable: he disappeared when the blood on the one hand, suffered from that other flourishes.
Blue Beard returned from his trip that night, recounting that he had received letters in the street, where they said the deal, for which he had had move from home, had been settled and ready-advantageous to him.
The wife did everything he could to give him to understand that he was very glad of his speedy return.
The day afterwards her husband took the keys and she gave them to him, but his hand trembled so much that he could guess it all happened effortlessly.
"How," he said, "that of all these keys do not find that the closet?"
"You see," she said, "that I left above, on my table."
"Mind you," said Blue Beard, "that I suffered."
Successful useless for any excuse traccheggiare, agreed Take the key. Blue Beard, after having put on his eyes, asked his wife:
"How come there is blood on this key?".
"I do not really know," replied the poor woman, whiter than death.
"Oh, do not know, eh!" Replied Blue Beard, "but I know well! You have decided to go in the closet.
Well, madam: there you will enter forever and go to fetch next place to those other women who have seen him there. "
She threw herself at the feet of her husband, weeping and begging forgiveness, with all the signs of true repentance, of having disobeyed. Bella and saddened as he was, would have softened a rock: but Blue Beard had a heart harder than stone.
"We must die, madam," he said, "and soon."
"Because I have to die," she said looking at him with eyes all filled with tears, "at least give me the time to commend to God"
"I agree half quarter of an hour: not a minute more," replied the husband.
When left alone, called his sister and said
"Anna", was his name, "Anna, my sister, please, get on top of the tower to see if my brothers arrived and I promised that today would come to see me, if you see them, make 'their signs, because they should hasten as I could. "
sister Anna climbed to the top of the tower and the poor disconsolate cries from time to time:
" Anna, Anna, my sister, you appear not see anyone? ".
" I do not see other than the sun blazes and the grass grows green. "
Meanwhile Barba-blue, with a large knife in his hand, cried with them than they had 'lungs:
" Come down now! or if not, I go up. "
" Another minute, for charity, "said his wife.
And again he began to cry out in a choked voice:
" Anna, Anna, my sister, you see not find any ?.
"I see nothing but the sun blazes and the grass grows green. "
" Hurry down, "cried Blue Beard," or if I do not go up. "
" Here I am, "replied his wife, and again to shout:
" Anna, Anna, sister I do not see you find any? ".
" I see, "said Sister Anna," I see a great cloud of dust that comes to this part ... "
" Am I my brothers? "
" Alas no, my sister: a flock of sheep. "
" So you want to go down, yes or no? "Cried Blue Beard.
" Another momentino "replied his wife and returned to cry
"Anna, Anna, my sister, you appear not see anyone?".
"I see," she said, "two knights who come here, but are still very far away."
"Thanks be to God", he added a moment later, "are our own brothers, I make them all the signs I can, so HURRY and come soon." Meanwhile
Barba-blue began to shout so loud, that shook the whole house. The poor woman had to go down, and all disheveled and weeping, she went to throw himself at her feet:
"I'm useless whining," said Blue Beard, "we must die."
So taking with one hand by the hair, and with the other raising his cutlass through the air, was about to cut off her head.
The poor woman, turning to him and watching him dying with his eyes, asked him one last moment in order to collect.
"No, no," cried another, "recommended immediately to God," and raising his arm ...
At that point there was a knock at the door so hard that Blue Beard stopped suddenly, and just opened, they saw two knights who come, drew his sword, threw themselves on Barba-blue.
It recognized them immediately to the brothers of his wife, a dragon and the other Musketeers, and save themselves, they gave away. But the two brothers pursued him so close to that reached him before he could get on the front porch. And it costs the sword passed from side to side and left him dead. The poor woman was almost dead with her husband, and had no breath to rise to go and embrace her brothers. And why
Blue Beard had no heirs, his wife was his mistress of all his property of which he gave a dowry to his sister party in Anna, to marry a gentleman with whom it was all a long time ' love of another used it to buy the rank of captain to his brothers and the rest he kept for himself, married a fine gentleman, who made her forget all the heartbreaks that she had suffered with Blue Beard.
So for all married couples.
From this tale, which dates from the time of the fairies, you might learn that curiosity, especially when it's gone too, more often brings him some calamity.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Baby Shower Pictionary Phrases
The blue fox and the goat
A fox fell into a pit and could not get out. A thirsty goat is the same shaft looks inside and sees: - It 's good this water? It was the unexpected good fortune. - If you are good! Come on down, my friend! Get out: it is a delight!
And that stunned you hunt down and drink up to saziarsene. When he drank, he looked around. - Now how do you back?
- Yeah, it's a affaraccio, but is there a way to save you and me. Look, you put his feet in front, so, up against the wall, and Rizzi the horns, I m'arrampico and then pull you up. Okay?
- We also said that so good-natured, and he did.
The fox, jumping deft long legs, shoulders and horns of his companion, he found himself once in the neck of the well, and already went off.
- Ho, - exclaimed the unfortunate - you go away? And so you betray me?
The fox turned to him: - If you had so many thoughts in my head how many you have hair under my chin would not come down, before he had thought the way to go back.
Jean de la Fontaine
And that stunned you hunt down and drink up to saziarsene. When he drank, he looked around. - Now how do you back?
- Yeah, it's a affaraccio, but is there a way to save you and me. Look, you put his feet in front, so, up against the wall, and Rizzi the horns, I m'arrampico and then pull you up. Okay?
- We also said that so good-natured, and he did.
The fox, jumping deft long legs, shoulders and horns of his companion, he found himself once in the neck of the well, and already went off.
- Ho, - exclaimed the unfortunate - you go away? And so you betray me?
The fox turned to him: - If you had so many thoughts in my head how many you have hair under my chin would not come down, before he had thought the way to go back.
Jean de la Fontaine
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The ant and the grasshopper
last summer happy for the cricket that you enjoyed the sun on the leaves of the trees and sang, sang, sang. It was cold and improvident grasshopper, found himself without shelter and without food.
He remembered that the ant had accumulated throughout the summer feature in its warm little house under the ground. He went to knock on the door of the ant.
The ant came to the door holding an old oil lamp.
- What do you want? - Asked by air in disgust.
- I'm cold, I'm hungry ... .- stammered the cicada. Behind her you could see the snow-covered countryside. The hat and the cicada the violin was full of snow.
- Really? - Muttered the ant - I have worked all summer to collect food for the winter. You what you did in those sunny days?
- I sang!
- You sang? - Well ... now dance!
The ant closed the door and returned to the warmth of his house, while the cicada, and the violin with his hat covered with snow, she walked away, low-wing, in the countryside.
Jean de La Fontaine
He remembered that the ant had accumulated throughout the summer feature in its warm little house under the ground. He went to knock on the door of the ant.
The ant came to the door holding an old oil lamp.
- What do you want? - Asked by air in disgust.
- I'm cold, I'm hungry ... .- stammered the cicada. Behind her you could see the snow-covered countryside. The hat and the cicada the violin was full of snow.
- Really? - Muttered the ant - I have worked all summer to collect food for the winter. You what you did in those sunny days?
- I sang!
- You sang? - Well ... now dance!
The ant closed the door and returned to the warmth of his house, while the cicada, and the violin with his hat covered with snow, she walked away, low-wing, in the countryside.
Jean de La Fontaine
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We all know that the fish will grow and become larger as long as God grants them to live long enough to get there; but let him slip waiting for this, I think it's crazy beautiful and good, because you are not at all sure riacchiapparli at the right time. A
carpioncino, even small proportions, was caught by a fisherman on the river bank.
"Everything is numbers," said the man, watching his little booty - this is better than nothing and can serve as a fry for dinner: riponiamolo so carefully in the basket. "
Poor carpioncino then addressed him, speaking as he could in his language:
"What do you count me? I can not see at most half enough to bite?" Let me become an adult, then I got out and I can sell high money to some rich man for his board. If you held me now, you have to consider at least a hundred of my size just to set up a decent pot, you listen to me, just halfway decent. "
" Okay, okay - muttered the fisherman - you know that cute little fish preach so well, on my own while you throw in the pan and, say whatever you want, I'll fry this evening. "
Better a little fish two fish today than tomorrow, because this is at least safe and the others are not .
Jean de La Fontaine
carpioncino, even small proportions, was caught by a fisherman on the river bank.
"Everything is numbers," said the man, watching his little booty - this is better than nothing and can serve as a fry for dinner: riponiamolo so carefully in the basket. "
Poor carpioncino then addressed him, speaking as he could in his language:
"What do you count me? I can not see at most half enough to bite?" Let me become an adult, then I got out and I can sell high money to some rich man for his board. If you held me now, you have to consider at least a hundred of my size just to set up a decent pot, you listen to me, just halfway decent. "
" Okay, okay - muttered the fisherman - you know that cute little fish preach so well, on my own while you throw in the pan and, say whatever you want, I'll fry this evening. "
Better a little fish two fish today than tomorrow, because this is at least safe and the others are not .
Jean de La Fontaine
Perth Second Hand Ball Dress Shop
The fish and the fisherman and the Wolf ' lamb
- Who gives you a lot of courage to muddy the water we drink? - Said these furious.
- Sire ... - Said the lamb - I'm in the quench current under her, for what I can not muddy his water!
- The dirty - insisted the cruel beast. - And then I know that last year you said bad things about me.
- I?! But if I was not born - said the lamb.
- If it was not you, it was your brother.
- I have no brothers.
- So some of your, for you, your pastors and your dogs there you have me. They told me I must take revenge.
said the lamb, the wolf dragged into the forest and ate it.
Jean de La Fontaine
A lamb quench current of a stream pure. Came a wolf hunting was fasting and hunger had attracted in those places.
- Who gives you a lot of courage to muddy the water we drink? - Said these furious.
- Sire ... - Said the lamb - I'm in the quench current under her, for what I can not muddy his water!
- The dirty - insisted the cruel beast. - And then I know that last year you said bad things about me.
- I?! But if I was not born - said the lamb.
- If it was not you, it was your brother.
- I have no brothers.
- So some of your, for you, your pastors and your dogs there you have me. They told me I must take revenge.
said the lamb, the wolf dragged into the forest and ate it.
Jean de La Fontaine
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The rooster and the fox
On the branch of a tree was in a look-wise and wily old rooster.
- Brother - said by a fox the gentle voice - we're not at war. This time we did the general peace: I come to preach. Go down that you want to embrace, is' soon please, because I must leave today, and do at least forty miles. You and your you can keep up with your business without any fear and we will work with you as brothers. You can do the fireworks of joy, as of this evening, and could come and receive the kiss of brotherly love.
- Friend - said the cock - I could never learn a news sweeter and more beautiful than this peace, and it give me double joy. I see two greyhounds: I have sent couriers to make this announcement, are fast and will be here in a moment. I get off: so we can all embrace, each other.
- Farewell - said the fox. - The road I have to do is long. Celebrate the success of the affair again. Now the cunning
he slipped out, went to safe, disappointed of his trap. And our old rooster laughed to himself of his fear: because it is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
Jean de La Fontaine
- Brother - said by a fox the gentle voice - we're not at war. This time we did the general peace: I come to preach. Go down that you want to embrace, is' soon please, because I must leave today, and do at least forty miles. You and your you can keep up with your business without any fear and we will work with you as brothers. You can do the fireworks of joy, as of this evening, and could come and receive the kiss of brotherly love.
- Friend - said the cock - I could never learn a news sweeter and more beautiful than this peace, and it give me double joy. I see two greyhounds: I have sent couriers to make this announcement, are fast and will be here in a moment. I get off: so we can all embrace, each other.
- Farewell - said the fox. - The road I have to do is long. Celebrate the success of the affair again. Now the cunning
he slipped out, went to safe, disappointed of his trap. And our old rooster laughed to himself of his fear: because it is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
Jean de La Fontaine
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Congress mice
A cat named Rodilardo massacre was that of mice that have not seen hardly any around, so great was the number of those who had sent him to the grave. The few remaining, they lack the courage to leave the shelters where they were hiding, were reduced to not eat even a quarter of what it takes to feed themselves and their Rodilardo was considered one of those poor people, not a cat, but a real devil. One day
However, the cat sat on the road for some of his private affairs and, taking advantage of this distance, the surviving mice met in conference to discuss and find a remedy to the great danger that hung over them. Declared the meeting open, the dean, old rat known for his prudence, he exhibited that in his opinion, one should find a way to attack as soon as a bell around the neck of Rodilardo. So when he would start the usual hunt for rodents, mice, warned by the sound would have time to take refuge in their holes. He did not know better than to suggest this and other makeshift all participants shared the opinion of the wise lord dean.
The difficulty was that it be able to hang the bell around his neck.
One said:
"I'm not going, I was crazy."
Another murmured
"I do not feel capable."
The meeting was dissolved without coming to anything.
I've seen too similar conferences that have come together to not result in anything. Congress is not in mice, but scientists, and even chapters of canons. Do not miss the good advisors when you have to discuss, but if it is to execute the decisions taken, then all they retreat back under any pretext.
Jean de La Fontaine
However, the cat sat on the road for some of his private affairs and, taking advantage of this distance, the surviving mice met in conference to discuss and find a remedy to the great danger that hung over them. Declared the meeting open, the dean, old rat known for his prudence, he exhibited that in his opinion, one should find a way to attack as soon as a bell around the neck of Rodilardo. So when he would start the usual hunt for rodents, mice, warned by the sound would have time to take refuge in their holes. He did not know better than to suggest this and other makeshift all participants shared the opinion of the wise lord dean.
The difficulty was that it be able to hang the bell around his neck.
One said:
"I'm not going, I was crazy."
Another murmured
"I do not feel capable."
The meeting was dissolved without coming to anything.
I've seen too similar conferences that have come together to not result in anything. Congress is not in mice, but scientists, and even chapters of canons. Do not miss the good advisors when you have to discuss, but if it is to execute the decisions taken, then all they retreat back under any pretext.
Jean de La Fontaine
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The tortoise and the two ducks
Once upon a time a tortoise a bit 'silly, tired of his hole, he wanted to get to travel. You know, attract more foreign lands and the lame hates the house.
Two ducks, to which the midwife announced that beautiful project, said to have a way to please her.
- See that road so large in the sky? We will scarrozzeremo the air, to America: you will see many republics, many kingdoms, many people, you can educate yourself by observing the different costumes. Ulysses did so.
(Nobody expected to find Ulysses in this story, right?).
The tortoise accepted the proposal.
decided what the birds invented a machine to transport the traveler: the poor in the mouth awry, a stick and said:
- Tighten ... And careful not to let go.
Then each of them grabbed the stick to one end. Raised the turtle, everywhere there was surprised to see a slow animal and its home to go that way, in between a duck and more.
- Miracle! - They shouted. - Come and see the clouds pass the queen of the tortoises.
- The Queen! That's right: I am actually, and there is little tease.
would have done better to continue his way without saying anything because he left the club by opening the teeth and crashed and fell at the feet of those who looked on.
The lack of discrimination was the cause of his loss.
Jean de La Fontaine
Two ducks, to which the midwife announced that beautiful project, said to have a way to please her.
- See that road so large in the sky? We will scarrozzeremo the air, to America: you will see many republics, many kingdoms, many people, you can educate yourself by observing the different costumes. Ulysses did so.
(Nobody expected to find Ulysses in this story, right?).
The tortoise accepted the proposal.
decided what the birds invented a machine to transport the traveler: the poor in the mouth awry, a stick and said:
- Tighten ... And careful not to let go.
Then each of them grabbed the stick to one end. Raised the turtle, everywhere there was surprised to see a slow animal and its home to go that way, in between a duck and more.
- Miracle! - They shouted. - Come and see the clouds pass the queen of the tortoises.
- The Queen! That's right: I am actually, and there is little tease.
would have done better to continue his way without saying anything because he left the club by opening the teeth and crashed and fell at the feet of those who looked on.
The lack of discrimination was the cause of his loss.
Jean de La Fontaine
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The mouse and the oyster
A mouse, a rat bit a 'fool, who lived in a field, he got fed up one day in his house and he left the farm, the sheaves of wheat, its hole and began to travel.
- How large the world! How spacious! - Said just out of the country. - Look, there are the Apennines, the Caucasus there is ...
For him a mound of earth raised by moles was a mountain.
After a few days, the traveler came to a beach where the sea had left large numbers of oysters.
In the beginning, as soon as he saw them, we believed that mice were the big ships and said
- My father was really quite a poor man! It was so scary that he had the courage to travel. I, however, I have already seen the maritime empire and I crossed the desert in which there was nothing to drink ...
The rat had learned these things heard from a teacher of the year and repeated at random, was not in fact one of those mice that become wise to the teeth gnawing books.
Among the oyster closed, one had opened, and, yawning in the sun, refreshed by a gentle breeze, sipping the air he breathed, he was full bloom, white, greasy, delicious to behold.
The mouse
the past in the distance and said to himself:
- What do I see? It must have something to eat and if its color does not deceive me today will be the most delicious meal of my life.
So saying, full of high hopes, went to the shell, stretched out a little 'neck e. .. Hit the oyster closed and the rat was taken as the snare. This is what happens to the ignorant.
Jean de La Fontaine
- How large the world! How spacious! - Said just out of the country. - Look, there are the Apennines, the Caucasus there is ...
For him a mound of earth raised by moles was a mountain.
After a few days, the traveler came to a beach where the sea had left large numbers of oysters.
In the beginning, as soon as he saw them, we believed that mice were the big ships and said
- My father was really quite a poor man! It was so scary that he had the courage to travel. I, however, I have already seen the maritime empire and I crossed the desert in which there was nothing to drink ...
The rat had learned these things heard from a teacher of the year and repeated at random, was not in fact one of those mice that become wise to the teeth gnawing books.
Among the oyster closed, one had opened, and, yawning in the sun, refreshed by a gentle breeze, sipping the air he breathed, he was full bloom, white, greasy, delicious to behold.
The mouse
the past in the distance and said to himself:
- What do I see? It must have something to eat and if its color does not deceive me today will be the most delicious meal of my life.
So saying, full of high hopes, went to the shell, stretched out a little 'neck e. .. Hit the oyster closed and the rat was taken as the snare. This is what happens to the ignorant.
Jean de La Fontaine
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